Max:
Logged in on time
Can't lose a dime
Unequalled stats
Tune out the prats
Din of annoyance
Drone of compliance
But don't you even dare
To update Facebook there
DON'T YOU EVEN FUCKING DARE
They know your Facebook
They know your Twitter
They even know what time
You sit down on the shitter
So uninstall those apps
While you have a crap
Never question them
It's not "if" but it is "when"