Dave Peacock:
Ahh, I'm fuckin' bursting for a slash mate... Oh god, I can't hold it...!
Emily-0178:
Mr Peacock. You have abandoned your work station during the centre's most busy time. Please state your excuse for this transgression.
Dave: Oh no, Emily... I'm sorry, I just need to go to the toilet and--
Emily-0178: This transgression cannot stand. Dave Peacock, thank you for your time at Worldwide Business Contact Centres Incorporated, it is time to die. Unleashing Employment Termination Laser. Die.