Don't let them hear you
Just let them see you
Show them your mask
Never question or ask
I AM A HUMAN RESOURCES NIGHTMARE
I have seen HR running scared
A bad dream in a shirt and tie
And I am logged in till I fucking die
Emily-0178:
Good morning Mr Richards, please keep your voice down. This is a workplace environment and outbursts will not be tolerated under Section 4, Sub-section D, Heading 5 of your employment contract. Please sit down and begin your daily work. Have a great day and remember Worldwide Business Management Contact Centres Incorporated appreciates your contributions to its global business strategy.
Max:
...*sigh*
Max to audience:
I've worked here at Worldwide Business Management Contact Centres Incorporated for... wow, has to be close to ten years now. Same position as day one too. Nothing has changed, but so much has changed. People come, people go, people... just transform into other people. It's like I'm in a milquetoast and sterile version of Hell.